I Pee'd On My Driveway

No seriously .

LOL @ ISHA :
So as you may or may not know , I LOVE BEVERAGES .
Juice, coffee, milk, water , slushies, pop, tea etc - you name it ! I'll drink it my the Litre when I'm thirsty .
Yeah so anyways I don't really go to the bathroom very much , usually I'm good at holding it till I get homez .
Yeah not so much anymore , I learned my lesson ;
Chugged a small water bottle then a large water bottle at approximately 5 p.m. this afternoon ,
And then an iced latte at Cargo & James , about 8:30 p.m. in the evening .
So everything's fine and dandy, drive Larrie home , yadda yadda .
Driving on my way to Ellie's house, she mentions she needs to do her business, I'm like "Yeah me too kinda..."
"Do you wanna pee at my house ?"
" NAHHH it's ALLLL guhd dear !!"
BAD MISTAKE.
So drive around the block, drop her off . That's when it began to get urgent.
But I was like it's okay it's okay, I'll make it . And I did , or so I thought.
Pull up into the driveway, hop out of the car, and AS SOON AS I HIT CONCRETE I was like OH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
So not wanting to pee in my garage (disgusting) ,
I like sprint/3 m long jumped out of my garage, run around the big pillar in front of my house
and pee behind there . For like a minute. And a half .
LOLOLOLOL . Luckily NO ONE was around , and I'm PRETTY sure everyone's blinds were closed,
but you never know who could've seen .
LOLOL. Sorry .

I hope you enjoyed this eventful story. I blogged this to make you have a good laugh today, or whenever you read this, s[pecially K.Liv since you're having a rough time . Nobody should take this life TOO seriously , this is my personal reminder. We're only human .
Don't un-bestfriend me please. I'm really scared you'll all react badly to this and think I'm disgusting and greasy :( Lol
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