So I had a wonderful afternoon .
While you were being Dragged To Hell,
And you were presenting Green Eggs And Ham,
And you were eating greasy food court food which I WISH I could have been doing,
Where was I ?
Oh that's right!
I WAS BUSY GETTING 36 NEEDLES IN MY RIGHT ARM.
Really? You may be thinking. Really. Why? Well.
I was getting an allergy test my friends, for my parents went crazy and booked me numerous Dr.'s appointments because I was sick for 3 weeks. This is. No was, one of many.
I say was, because I'm never going to a doctor again unless I get shot. Period.
So, tested for 27 types of allergens, and 2 were control hystamines, as the test before the test.
Now granted, those first 29 were not real injections, but a poke that went to the middle of the dermis layer. Not AS FAR as a normal injection, but pretty deep in there.
Go ahead, make your penis jokes if you wish. I did :)
Continuing, the last 7 were injectionswith a 3.5 inch needle :)
So my fore arm has a neat 3 x 9 row of beautifully bleeding prick marks, and my shoulder a magnificent 2 x 3. Those guys are the real bleeders eh.
Nice. Really nice. I better go hook up with my Lewis Estates eem's, and omgJordann!, because I am a bloody mess riight now. They'd all bow down to this prestigous pattern of new scars waiting to form.
Least I know I can take a rat-a-tat-TAT needle, because it won't go nearly as far as that.
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Oh, and the cherry on top of my strawberry sundae? (Strawberry for a reason)
The results tured out negative for everything.
I am allergic to nothing.
N O T H I N G .
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Love Isha.
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
you baby are bulletproof now.
LOL
that actually made me feel really guhd about myself :)
whoa
thats like blair worthy
better...
i had lots of needles though
probly only like 10 though to get blood taken when i had MONO
OHH ISHAA! I HAD THAT SAME DAMN THING LIKE, 3 TIMES.
THREE
FUCKING
TIMES.
I'm not doing the math. You can.
And we still don't know what I'm allergic to. They start with the basics, then you go back for less common things, and then even less common things.
Guess what?
I'm not allergic to polyester, artificial sweeteners, jalapeño peppers or octopus. Good for me. A+.
Just pray your parents don't make you go back for the less common allergies. I had to like threaten to chew my arm off to get my parents to stop taking me to those things.
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