So So So Scandolous .

Do you guys remember that song ?
I know Dorothy hated it lol =P
BUT ANYWAYS.
Drinking . Stealing . Bacon ? :0
I was on a role , as MAS quoted . (Lol! I'm a huge dork)
So quite a weekend of deception for me :
--The parents go away for one week on a cruise of a lyfe time , leaving me here to fend for myself . But it was partially my choice not to go because I don't want to be stuck on a big ass boat with my parents and Jane and Mohsen (Uncle , and Aunt from HELL) , alone .
-- I decide to throw a hugee party :) !!!! Except it wasn't huge , but it was bigger then I thought .
--Hiding ALL the breakables in my house as to avoid incidents with drunk teenagers ? Genius Isha , I applaud you .
--Pool table , extremely loud techno and 90's rap music , drink after kid after kid after drink through my door , good --no , GREAT friends --, drunk assholes , Larrie 's a cutie , endless clean up and epic search for alcohol bottles //caps , making out in my bathroom + basement (and who knows WHAT else), Wyatt and Kevin naked in bed , Kevin slipping 2 TIMES !! , bleeding over my pool stick , chocolate sauce ALL OVEr Arvin's face <3 , Megan's amazing , Ellie's my best , oh god what else .
*We went to bed at 6 a.m. this morning . Fun .
--I tasted just about everything that was at that party . JUST A TASTE Kyle , literally sips here and there, but I stopped really really early , I swear . That shit tastes like fuck + ass + nail polish remover combined . I don't know how you kids can down that stuff lol :) . Even Bailey's let me down ! Ellie what am I going to do when we go to clubs and dance the night away ?!?Guess I'll just mix mix mix . It all tastes AWFUL to me . But that's because I know I am not a drinker , nor will ever be one . Coke & GingerAle are all I need to have a good time , and if you think it's lame , then you're not a real friend anyways . But I'm pretty sure everyone respects my decision not to drink , I don't think anyone cares . I have faith in my friends. Test that out .
-- I stole my mom's BMW to go to Safeway to get ketchup and syrup . Yes , me driving , Megan in the passenger's, two un-licensed teenagers on the rode in a fucking BMW X5 . Oh , that was pretty bad ass :) It felt good .
-- I ate Bacon ! Second thing I did that was against my "religion". I don't know if it's so much a religion , certainly not as proper and to the point as Moustafa sees it .... It was just from a young age I did not eat pork , and I never drank . I just grew up like that is all .
*We had the most amazing breakfast (at 1 in the afternoon) . Maple Sausage + Bacon , pancakes , smiley's , scrambled eggs, ,chocolate milk and coffee, and everything type of juice you could ever imagine . Yum .
It's ironic how I went from having 30 people in my house , to 10 , to 6 , to 0 in approximately 8 hours . I feel supremely lonely . I hope you guys reply to this blog . I'm actually very lonely and want to talk to you .
I have so much cleaning up to do still , and I'm only running on 3 (AT MOST) hours of sleep . This sucks .
Oh yeah and we all thought Jessica C was going to die lol .
Pictures soon , peace .

Luv Luv Isha.