Fall Out Boy is ingenius with titles, I'll tell ya.
Seems fitted for new years don't cha think? Well I think so.
So. Blogger seems like the place where I should be giving some long inspirational speech about what I'm going to do in the new year that's going to change my life. Change me. Change who I am, for the better, for the good of man kind, for the good of myself.
And granted, two people here have already done so.
And hella, I LOVED your guys' blogs. Cheers to both of you.
I am super proud of you both, and hope you have it all ♥ . I really do.
I'm just not the type of person to do that for new years specifically.
Reason being is because years before when I did that, my "new" "years" "resolutions" if that's what you want to call them just.
Never. Came true. I never did them. Some sort of conspirical jinx to me is what my paranoid mind thought.
So I quit because I felt like I was just bullshitting myself.
For me it turned out that if I didn't talk about, didn't think about, I just did, what ever it was got accomplished.
So yeah. No resolutions here.
Just whatevever comes up my alley I will grab it and do what I want with it.
I do have one thing that I have started:
I'm saving all my money in my bank account for Mr. Tattie.
No more bank card for me. Whatever goes in there STAYS in there,
and if you DON'T see me using cash rip that puppy out of my hand and stuff it down your shirt.
So far, $172. A long way from my final total that I probably will need, but hey. It's a start. Some chick at the party said it was like having a knife dragged across her back for an hour and half, but it was so worth it.
Is it really. that. bad. ?
I don't know.
Speaking of parties:
Boy T used to say all the time that the never drinks, never touches alcohol. Boy T proceeded to drink over the legal limit, all in good spirits. Boy S loves to get hammered to town, and hey, it's funny as hell. Boy S fell on top of my several times, quite funny, a little painful. Now Boy T was just expressing how he has a fancy towards another girl who shall remain completely unnamed, but Boy T was dissapointed because he felt as though his unattainable princess did not fancy him back! So in Boy T's disillusioned drunk parade (which I believe he was NOT so drunk that he was unable to realize what he would come to do) proceeded to bring Girl K into the room, and slop, drop and roll over her mouth with his. Happy New Years kids! It was a trifle bit of disgusting scenery. Trust me. So in the midst of all this chaos, my wonderful girlfriends and I close our shocked and awed open mouths, and try to move on with the night, which brings us back to Boy S. Now you see Boy S and Girl E are in love you say! Never met before what happened this year, graduation communications and all, Girl E expressed that Boy S was 'like omg super hawt!' which winded down to Boy S who got word of, and decided to ask Girl E the opposing force of in. Anywho, Boy S and Girl E who are in love chased each other around all night, moody, keeping count of mixed drinks and/or shots, for the fun of it or safety, I wouldn't be able to tell. "What's wrong?" Boys S shouted at Girl E. " JUST SIT DOWN FOR MINUTE ALRIGHT?" Boy S commanded; oh, it was a sad sight. I did not enjoy watching. Girl E of course whispered "nothing" in Boy S's ear and the two beings proceeded to become 1, interlocking in a feverishly HORRID makeout session. I really hate when people makeout in public. It's just gross lol! This continued over and over between the two for the rest of the night. Now while we were drinking sparkling apple juice, which is the most taseful fucking drink in the entire world, Boy T was still getting busy. After hap-hazardly fiending with Girl K for quite a long time, he decided to walk out of the room into the hallway to get some air. Here, he passed Girl M, caught one glimpse of her eyes and JUMPED ON HER LOL!!!! That's right friends, second woman of the night, less than 5 metres away from the first. Oh my. Oh my oh my. I thought we were shocked and awed the first time, but turns out the second time is about 50 times more shocking LOL. Oh my. I am still saying oh my to myself and have completely lost track of the story. So. There was that, a lot of crude and nude dancing thanks to yours truly and my girls; just kidding no nude but quite close to it from the shirts Zoe and I were wearing ;) a very good game of Twister, a lot of fake ass licking pictures during, Boy S happened to slap Zoe's ass which I was like LOL WHOA, and then he reached around and well. You can imagine what happened to me. Boy T also gave me a wet one on both cheeks when I left which I loled cuz it was fuckin' funny but kinda yucky.. As did Boy S but hey. Who's complaining. Everyone kissed everyone's cheek at one point or another. So scandolous huh .
TEENAGERS SCARE
THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME
Here's to 2010.
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